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Wisconsin Jokes

Wisconsin Jokes

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die or Come Cut Our Cheese

Wisconsin: Land of funny accents.

Dumb Wisconsin Laws

  • You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
  • Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
  • Citizens may not murder their enemies.
  • Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
  • As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
  • At one time, margarine was illegal.
  • State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
  • While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
  • It is illegal to kiss on a train.
  • It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
  • Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.


  • No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.

    La Crosse

  • It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).
  • It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.
  • It is illegal to play checkers in public.
  • You cannot "worry a squirrel."


  • An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
  • It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
  • If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
  • It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.


  • It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
  • Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.

    St. Croix

  • Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.


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