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U.S. Air Force pilot

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

I have a friend who flew Lear Jets for the U.S. Air Force. He would occasionally be assigned to an air show where one of his tasks was answering questions about his plane. Someone would always point to the fuel tank and ask if it was a missile. His standard answer was, "I can neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons on this aircraft."

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