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Tennessee Jokes

Tennessee Jokes

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Dumb Tennessee Laws

  • You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
  • Hollow logs may not be sold.
  • Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
  • More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
  • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
  • "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
  • Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
  • Driving is not to be done while asleep.
  • The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
  • It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.


  • It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

    Fayette County

  • You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.

    Lenoir City

  • When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.


  • No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
  • Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.


  • In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."


  • Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
  • It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
  • Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)
  • It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. Oneida
  • An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."


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