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Insults

A collection of insults!

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.


Lights not burning too bright.

Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top.

Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.

Like a one-armed man climbing a rope.

Likes dunking for french fries.

Little red choo-choo's gone chugging 'round the bend / jumped the track.

Lives in La-la-land.

Lives in the same world, but a different universe.

Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.

Long on dry wall, short on studs.

Looking for a nickel in the corner of a circular room.

Looks for the "Any" key.

Loose chip on the microprocessor board.

Loose wire to his headset/ringer.

Low on thinking gas.

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