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A collection of insults!
A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
  
  
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
  
Evidence for the theory of a missing link.
  
Failed the Turing test.
  
Fell out of the family tree.
  
Fifty-one cards short of a full deck.
  
Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol / pop gun / cap gun.
  
Finds a flat by swapping tires.
  
Finds canonical humor collections amusing.
  
Finds Sesame Street / knock-knock jokes challenging.
  
Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
  
Fired her retro-rockets a little late.
  
Flaky.
  
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
  
Flying/landing on one engine.
  
Focused like a 12 gauge shotgun.
  
 
         
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