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Insults

A collection of insults!

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.


Brain like a hard drive with no read/write head.

Brain permanently in power saving / 8-bit mode.

Brain transplant donor.

Bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint.

Bright as Alaska in December.

Bright as an acetylene torch -- without an oxygen supply.

Brings binoculars to submarine races.

Broadcasts static.

Bubbles/leaks in her think tank.

Built a special showcase for his herd of pet rocks.

Busier than a one-armed paper hanger.

Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.

Cackles a lot, but I ain't seen no eggs yet.

Calling her stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Calling him a pea brain would be an undeserved compliment.

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