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Sports entrance exam

           UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM
          SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
            (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient
   Babylonian Empire with particular
   reference to architecture, literature,
   law and social conditions

   -OR-

   give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
   (a) build a bridge
   (b) sail the ocean
   (c) lead an army or
   (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (please check
   only one answer)
   (a) Jewish
   (b) Catholic
   (c) Hindu
   (d) Polish
   (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is
   0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is
   on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given?
   (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north
   called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called
    George, the last one being George the
    Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
     (a) Macy's
     (b) a 7-11
     (c) Canada
     (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory
    of Relativity?
     (a) yes
     (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National
    Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of
    Dynamic Equilibrium

     -OR-

     spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story
    building located?

17. Which part of America produces the
    most oranges?
     (a) New York
     (b) Florida
     (c) Canada
     (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math.
    If you have three apples how many apples
    do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.)
    stand for?

*You must answer three or more questions
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