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Mommy mommy 13

Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.

All right, you can take another slice.


Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.

Shut up and keep eating.


Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.

Shut up and stop squirming.


Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

Shut up. I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.

[Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup.


"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."

"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."

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