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Mommy mommy 06

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?

Shut up and shoot again!

Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!

Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?

Shut up and flush.

Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!

Shut up or I'll flush it again!

Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.

Shut up or I'll flush it again.

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