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Scary collection 60

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!

A witch joke
What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A catastrophe!

A witch joke
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical!

A wizard joke
Who did the wizard marry?
His ghoul-friend!

A wizard joke
Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?
To keep his trousers up!

A witch joke
Why is a witches face like a million dollars?
It's all green and wrinkly!

A witch joke
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w"!

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