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Scary collection 55

A witch joke
What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!

A witch joke
How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!

A witch joke
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!

A witch joke
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!

A witch joke
When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

A witch joke
Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!

A witch joke
What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!

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