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Scary collection 46

A witch joke
What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!

A witch joke
Why do witches go to the docks?
To see the bats being launched!

A wizard joke
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!

A witch joke
What is an octopus?
An eight sided cat!

A wizard joke
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!

A witch joke
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!

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