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Scary collection 42

A werewolf joke
How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!

A werewolf joke
How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!

A vampire joke
What's Dracula's favourite coffee?
Decoffinated!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road!

A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour!

A werewolf joke
What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning?
You had some party the night before!

A ghost joke
Where does Sitting Bull's ghost live?
In a creepy teepee!

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