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Scary collection 37

A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!

A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!

A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!

A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!

A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!

A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!

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