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Scary collection 35

A vampire joke
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!

A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite film character?
Batman!

A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!

A vampire joke
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck!

A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!

A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks!

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