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Scary collection 33

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire have fang decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes!

A ghost joke
Where do Australian ghosts go on holiday?
Lake Eerie!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood!

A ghost joke
What is a ghost's favourite desert?
Knickerbocker ghouly!

A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

A cannibal joke
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he's always coming back!

A vampire joke
What is the American national day for vampires?
Fangsgiving day!

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