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Scary collection 22

A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!

A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!

A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!

A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!

A skeleton joke
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!

A skeleton joke
Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!

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