Location: Clean Jokes > Kids Jokes > Scary Jokes > Collection 13

Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for JOKES by E-MAIL once a WEEK!

Sponsored Links

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Forwards
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Link to Us
- Submit a Joke

Scary collection 13

A Halloween joke
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
Because they're crab apples!

A vampire joke
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!

A ghost joke
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

A demon joke
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin!

A ghost joke
What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!

A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
''I couldn't eat another mortal!''

  • Return to the scary jokes page


    Search for Jokes by Keyword

  • Copyright © 2014 Aha! Jokes LLC. Reproduction in part or whole strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Advertise | Contact Us ]