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You might be a redneck if 73

You might be a reneck if...

Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.

Your bumper sticker reads "If you're missing your cat, look in my treads. "

You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

You've ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she'd take the hint.

Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.

You place a classified asking less than $1.

You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.

Higher math means counting over 10.

The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.

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