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You might be a redneck if 60

You might be a reneck if...

You've run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names.

You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that's holding it together.

People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.

You've ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should have taken a shower after I slopped the hogs today."

Your idea of a luxury car is one that has the white fur covered seats in it.

You think the internet is a new fishing tool.

There's a pothole in the road and you swerve . . . to hit it.

Your Truck has more Neon on it than the window of your local bar.

You argue to the government that the budwiser plant should be one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy from.

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