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You might be a redneck if 29

You might be a redneck if...

You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.

Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.

You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.

The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.

The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.

You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.

Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.

Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".


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