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Signs and notices

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today -- no ice cream."

Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."

Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases."

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