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Why ask why 04
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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