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Oklahoma Jokes

Oklahoma Jokes

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Dumb Oklahoma Laws

  • Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
  • Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
  • Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
  • Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
  • It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
  • Whaling is illegal.
  • It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
  • Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998)
  • People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
  • Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)
  • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
  • Tattoos are banned.
  • No one may spit on a sidewalk.
  • It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
  • Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
  • Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.


  • If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.


  • Molesting an automobile is illegal.


  • It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

    Oklahoma City

  • No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.


  • Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.


  • You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
  • Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.


  • One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
  • Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
  • Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.


  • It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
  • While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.


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