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Archived issue of Laughing Gas








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* Welcome to the Laughing Gas Newsletter! *







* A free and clean comedy newsletter sent *







* to e-mail subscribers five times a week *







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*   Vol. 7, Issue 08: Mon, Oct. 09, 2000  *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Emergency repair kit







2. First visit to the doctor







3. Motorcycle accident















# E D I T O R ' S  T H O U G H T S . . .















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Emergency repair kit















Josh was helping Sally clean out the trunk







of her car.  Inside, he noticed a bag labeled







"Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little







closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.















Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally







what it was for. 















She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit." 















Josh said, "I can see that, but why?" 















Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need







to blow up one of my tires." 















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2. First visit to the doctor















A man and his wife were making their first







doctor visit prior to the birth of their first







child. After everything checked out, the doctor







took a small stamp and stamped the wife's







stomach with indelible ink.















The couple was curious about what the stamp







was for, so when they got home, the man dug out







his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.







In very tiny letters the stamp said, "When you







can read this, come back and see me."















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3. Motorcycle accident















One day, two men named Bill and Steve were







taking a ride on their motorcycles. All of







a sudden, Bill lost control and hit a







telephone pole, tearing off the left half of







his body.















He was immediately rushed to the hospital while







Steve waited anxiously to hear if he would make







it through. After a long wait, the doctor came







out and said to Steve, "He's all right now."















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