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*   Vol. 7, Issue 06: Wed, Oct. 04, 2000  *
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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes

# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E
# Tonight is lawyer joke night!

1. New use for lawyers
2. Lawyers and nuclear weapons

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. New use for lawyers

Society has found a new use for lawyers.
From now on we are going to use them in
place of lab rats. 

There are three reasons for this. 

First, there are more lawyers than there are
rats. 

Second, some people get attached to rats. 

Third, there's just some things a rat will
not do. 

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2. Lawyers and nuclear weapons

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? 

1. If one side has one, the other side has to
get one. 

2. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. 

3. When they land, they screw up everything
around them forever. 

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