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Lightbulb joke collection 77A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it. Q: How many alt.tla readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One-no! Six is! Q: How many alt.newbie readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Me! Me too! Me too! Q: How many alt.fan.hofstadter readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They have special lightbulbs that screw themselves. Q: How many alt.fan.douglas-adams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 42. Q: How many alt.alien.visitors readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One. (screw screw screw) Aargh! The light! I'm being abducted! Q: How many alt.1d readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Hmmm, yes, very funny, but what has this got to do with 1d ? Q: How many alt.spam readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One, if you buy our newest ACME Lightbulb screwer, for only $10, from XPOSTS R US, Velveeta, Ca, USA. Contact now!
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