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Lightbulb joke collection 74A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late. Q: How many 'real' programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. 'Real' programmers prefer LEDs. Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup. Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Farm. Note: Refers to the Newton's poor handwriting recognition techniques of the past. Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr. Q: How many alt.freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they just all move into a room with a working light.
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