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Lightbulb joke collection 72A: 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract. Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers. Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it. Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity. Q: How many polite, considerate native New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Both of them. Q: How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards.
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