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Lightbulb joke collection 27A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number. Note: I thought this was something to do with the maths/logic theories of Kurt Goedel, about it being impossible to prove things, and finally a more complete explanation arrived in my mailbox : - A Goedel Number is one of several ways to encode a Turing Machine, the classical abstraction of a computer, or for that matter of any algorithm. The idea (as best I see it) is that if the machine knows its own Goedel Number it can simulate itself... It does come from the mathematician Goedel - partly because he used TMs in his famous theorem, I believe.) Q: How many spies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why bother? Q: How many KGB agents does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones. Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos anyway. Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to wear to change one.
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