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Lightbulb joke collection 24A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway. Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so... Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world. Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you ? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions. Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Huh? The light's out? Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What lightbulb? Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None: They concern themselves with inner light. Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
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