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Lightbulb joke collection 11A: Who can tell. Field service engineers are always in the dark. Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb? A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature. Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb? A: 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc) Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb? A: Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem. Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb? A: None: "We'll fix it in software." Q: How long will it take? A: That's indeterminate. It depends on how many dead bulbs they've brought with them.
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