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Lightbulb joke collection 05A: Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in. Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? A: Will somebody please call house-keeping? Q: How many house-keeping staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: You know I only get paid $5 an hour to do this, and I don't know why I always have to do everybody else's work anyway. Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant. Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now. Q: How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Why don't you just let us take out the socket ? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later. Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one, but it takes nine visits.
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