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  • It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

  • Birds have the right of way on all highways.

  • It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

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  • It is against the law to fish from horseback.

  • When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.

  • A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

  • You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.

  • It is illegal not to drink milk.

  • It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

    Kaysville

  • You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.

    Logan

  • Women may not swear.

    Monroe

  • Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

    Provo

  • Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

    Salt Lake City

  • No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

    Trout Creek

  • Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

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