Dumb South Carolina Laws

Dumb South Carolina Laws

Dumb South Carolina laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

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South Carolina Crazy Law

  • It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.

  • Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.

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  • All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day.

  • Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.

  • Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

  • Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

  • A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.

  • Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold.

  • It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

  • Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

  • Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.

  • When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

  • It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club. (Repealed November 2000)

  • It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

  • By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

  • It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages.

  • No work may be done on Sunday.

  • An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.

  • Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.

  • It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.


  • It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.

  • The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake.

    Fountain Inn

  • Horses are to wear pants at all times.

    Lancaster County

  • It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.


  • Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.

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