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  • Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

  • Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

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  • Dishes must drip dry.

  • It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

  • You may not pump your own gas in service stations.

  • The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.

  • One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.

    Beaverton

  • You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.

    Eugene

  • It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

  • It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s)

    Hood River

  • Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

    Klamath Falls

  • It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

    Portland

  • People may not whistle underwater.

  • It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)

  • You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

    Marion

  • Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

    Myrtle Creek

  • One may not box with a kangaroo.

    Salem

  • Women may not wrestle in Salem.

    Springfield

  • It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.

    Stanfield

  • No more than two people may share a single drink.

  • Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.

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