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Oregon Crazy Law
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
Dishes must drip dry.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
You may not pump your own gas in service stations.
The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s)
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
People may not whistle underwater.
It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
One may not box with a kangaroo.
Women may not wrestle in Salem.
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
No more than two people may share a single drink.
Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
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