Dumb New Jersey Laws

Dumb New Jersey Laws

Dumb New Jersey laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

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  • It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

  • You may not slurp your soup.

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  • If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

  • It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

  • On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

  • Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

  • You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

  • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

  • It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

    Bernards Township

  • It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".


  • You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.


  • Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.


  • All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.


  • It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.


  • It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.


  • It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

    Ocean City

  • Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

  • People may not slurp their soup.

  • Raw hamburger may not be sold.


  • Profanity is prohibited.

    Sea Isle City

  • There will be no boiling of bones on the property.


  • Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.

  • You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

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