Dumb Michigan Laws

Dumb Michigan Laws

Dumb Michigan laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

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Michigan Crazy Law

  • You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

  • It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

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  • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

  • Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

  • There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.


  • There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.


  • Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

  • It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.

  • Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

  • It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

    Grand Haven

  • No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.

    Harper Woods

  • It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.


  • It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.


  • All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.


  • Smoking while in bed is illegal.


  • Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

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