Dumb Georgia Laws

Dumb Georgia Laws

Dumb Georgia laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.



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Georgia Crazy Law

  • Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

  • Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

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  • Signs are required to be written in English.

  • You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

  • No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

  • It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

    Acworth

  • All citizens must own a rake.

    Atlanta

  • Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

  • One man may not be on another man's back.

    Columbus

  • Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

    Gainesville

  • Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

    Jonesboro

  • It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

    Kennesaw

  • Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

    Marietta

  • Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

    St. Mary's

  • No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.

    Quitman

  • Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

  • It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.


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