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Colorado Crazy Law

  • Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

  • It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

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  • No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)

  • It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

  • Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

    Colorado Springs

  • It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

    Crippe Creek

  • It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

    Denver

  • You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

  • It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

  • It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

  • The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

    Durango

  • It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.

    Logan County

  • It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

    Pueblo

  • It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

    Sterling

  • Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

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