Dumb Arkansas Laws

Dumb Arkansas Laws

Dumb Arkansas laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

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Arkansas Jokes

Arkansas Crazy Law

  • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

  • A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

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  • Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

  • The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

  • Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"

  • A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.


  • Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

  • It is illegal to kill "any living creature".

  • It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

  • No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54

  • Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

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