Dumb Dumb Alabama Laws

Dumb Alabama Laws

Dumb Dumb Alabama laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.

 Location: Clean Jokes > Dumb Laws > Dumb Alabama Laws

Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for JOKES by E-MAIL once a WEEK!

Sponsored Links

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Forwards
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Link to Us
- Submit a Joke

Dumb Alabama Laws

Dumb Alabama Laws

  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

    Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
  • You may not drive barefooted.

  • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

  • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

  • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

  • Masks may not be worn in public.

  • Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

  • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

  • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

  • Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

  • Incestous marriages are legal.

  • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

  • You must have windshield wipers on your car.

  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


  • You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.


  • It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

    Lee County

  • It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.


  • It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

  • It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.


  • It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

  • Return to the stupid laws page


    Search for Jokes by Keyword

  • Copyright © 2014 Aha! Jokes LLC. Reproduction in part or whole strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Advertise | Contact Us ]