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 Legal quotes & quipsWhen there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace; When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.” -- Lin Yutang “Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.” -- Ambrose Bierce "A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.” -- Benjamin Franklin “Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.” -- Oscar Wilde “In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.” -- Lenny Bruce “I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.” -- Voltaire
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