Jokes
Never Forget Your Passwords Again! Register for Free
 Location: Clean Jokes > Lawyer Jokes > Drinking too much

Mailing List
Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL!

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Contact us
- Link to us
- Submit a Joke


Lawyer Humor

Drinking too much

A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.

A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he's had enough.

The bartender said, "I've got to ask you - what's with the pocket business?"

The man replied, "I have my lawyer's picture in there. When he starts to look honest, I've had enough."

E-mail this joke to your friends!
  • Visit the next joke about this topic!
  • Visit the previous joke about this topic!
  • Return to the lawyer jokes page

    Search for Jokes by Keyword

    I Want to Match in Search Index:
     

    • Copyright © 2005. Reproduction of this site in part or whole is strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Funny Pictures ]