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   Question and answer jokesQ. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
 
 Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
 A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
 
 Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
 A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
 
 Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
 A: The caterer.
 
 Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
 A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
 
 Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
 A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.
 
 Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
 A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
 
 
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