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Knock knock collection 0

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!

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