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Silly collection 19
What is the best day of the week to sleep? 
Snooze-day!
   
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb? 
A phew!
   
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? 
Buttered host!
   
What holds the sun up in the sky? 
Sunbeams!
   
What does "Maximum" mean? 
A very big mother!
   
What is full of holes but can still hold water? 
A sponge!
   
Why is perfume obedient? 
Because it is scent wherever it goes!
   
         
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