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Silly collection 17

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

What button won't you find in a tailors shop?
Belly button!

Why didn't the banana snore?
Because it didn't want to wake up the rest of the bunch!

What do you call a man with cow droppings all over his feet?
An incowpoop!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto!

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution!

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