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Reptile jokes 05Because he was newt to the area! Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow! Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog! What did the bus conductor ay to the frog? Hop on! What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad! Whats the world weakest animal? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him! What kind of pole is short and floppy? A tadpole! What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily! What do Scottish toads play? Hop-scotch!
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