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Mouse jokes 04
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a mouse's least favorite record?
What's up Pussycat!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
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