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Mouse jokes 04Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak! What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'! What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair! What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese! What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and squeak!
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